I Spend Way Too Much Time Here

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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frownyalfred

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!

He’s just an old man…he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING

welshronin

Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!

Alfred:

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dragonpuppies

Alfred is the original “Call an ambulance — but not for me”

frownyalfred

@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this

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qwertyu858

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trader-j0e

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a-boy-too-weird

Bruce: I have a code.

Alfred: And I have a gun.

dadzawa-adopt-dabi

Bruce: time to remove the guns.

Alfred: good fucking luck.

frankenmouse

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I’ve peer reviewed @ebonyheartnet’s addition and found that it deserves a reblog.

buoyantsaturn
koshercosplay

Idk why but villains with standards will always be the funniest thing to me. like you'll get someone who will take absolute pleasure in doing the most vile things but paying their minions less than minimum wage? how dare you insult their honor. there'll be a guy who just loves terrorizing people but if you say something sexist about his sidekick he'll punch you in the throat and step aside with glee to let her pummel you. villains who are like "murder is fine generally but if you're a homophobe then I'll tie you to a boulder and catapult you into the ocean". Idk there's just something innately hilarious about a villain who is very definitively bad, like extremely morally reprehensible, but like there are just certain things that even they won't stoop to, thereby implying that those who do are worse

neko-mancy

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rainbowppl

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metamorphosisofthespirit

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That’s the same guy what the actual fuck.

lastxleviathan

Whoa what the fuck.

Reblogging to save a brother. Jfc.D:

trissystuffs0w0

stay safe

mellenabrave

REPORT THIS PIECE OF SHIT AND GET HIS MEDICAL LICENSE REVOCED!

runawayrat

when they think we’re mutilating ourselves to the point that they pose as SRS doctors and literally mutilate us for their agenda. cis ppl don’t forget this

topsurgery.net is a site with lots of before + after pics categorised by surgeon. I encourage everyone with other resources on srs surgeons and their results to share them here, for mtf/mtx surgeries too please